Pizza Hut
A fair few years ago whilst taking full advantage of the "eat as much as you can" in Pizza Hut with my then new girlfriend (Pizza Hut, I was trying to impress her!) a small child was drawing far too much attention to himself.. yelling, screaming, throwing food - his mother, let him get down from their table, and he then started doing a circuit round and round the restaurant screaming at the top of his voice.

On his fourth or fifth lap, whilst taking a bite of a slice of Ham & Pineapple, I thought I'd give the little bastard something to really scream about, so I stuck out my leg and decked the annoying little shit - he went flying.. he was quiet at first, either in shock or due to a large intake of air - I didn't look, I just kept eating - but he let everyone know, and stomped off back to his Mother, and eventually shut up.

My actions surprised the new girlfriend - she couldn't believe I'd do such a thing, but couldn't stop laughing. We're married now.
(Pesky Young Scamp, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:56, 4 replies)

excellent
i do exactly the same :)
(SuckYourMum, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:16, closed)

You do?
Please stop running round Pizza Hut screaming - it annoys the shit out of people.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:10, closed)

pizzabrat
there need to be more people like you in the world!
(veekos I dont know why but you heartbeat offends me, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:10, closed)

you know...
As an American mother,I should probably be shocked and upset but...



Bwa ha ha! Excellent! Oh how many times have I longed to do that to some horrible little twat in a restaurant?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:06, closed)