Spoilt BratsMr Newton sighs, "ever known anyone so spoilt you would love to strangle? I lived with a Paris Hilton-a-like who complained about everything, stomped her feet and whinged till she got her way. There was a happy ending though: she had to drop out of uni due to becoming pregnant after a one night stand..."
Who's the spoiltest person you've met? Has karma come to bite them yet? Or did you in fact end up strangling them? Uncle B3ta (and the serious crimes squad) wants to know.
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Spud U LikeIf we're in the realms of "spoiled" as in "can't cope because Mummy normally does everything for them", in my first year at Uni, a flatmate knocked on my door one day asking "how do I cook potatoes?". They were baffled when I suggested that there were many different ways and did they want them boiled, chipped, mashed, baked, roasted, sauteed, etc?
"I don't know - what's easy?"
Having explained how to peel and boil potatoes, I left him to it.
An hour, literally, later, he came back asking how to cook chicken...
Two hours after explaining this, he then wanted to know why his chicken tasted odd. "You did take the bag of giblets out, didn't you?"
"I don't know - what are giblets?"
I often wonder whether he'd have starved if I'd left him to it?
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No But I reckonFood poisoning would be on the horizon....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:11,
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Cheeses wept.I lived with a girl who didn't know how to make a sandwich. I thought she was joking when she asked if she put the butter on the bread or on the filling (it was either ham or cheese).
On the upside, her dad did clean the kitchen for us. The girls i lived with were messy, and I refused to do their washing up for them. So they ended up playing dish-jenga.
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Mrs. ScousersPetWhen the missus was in halls at uni, a lad knocked on her door, holding a grill pan with sausages on it and asked "are these cooked?"
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Spud U Like?Does it still exist?
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Yes,and the branch in Chester city centre has a set of Roman rooms in the cellar, and they'll show you if you ask.
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Did you knowthat 'Spud-u-like' is an anagram for 'Puke-u-slid'
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Imbeciles.I had a 'mate' at uni who had to ask someone on the street where the stamp went on an envelope!
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