your spelling is whorrying

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:47, 2 replies)

That one always trips me
I'm not clever
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:54, closed)

As is the almost,
random use of commas,
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:24, closed)

Am I the only one who finds it slightly creepy when people whose username I don't even recognise
are seemingly upset enough to write posts about me?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:43, closed)

It is
neither creepy (how are we supposed to now whose username you recognise?) nor surprising.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:45, closed)

Really?
So it's normal on here to write peeved fan fiction about people? Fair enough. I don't suppose that should surprise me given the type of people who live here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:53, closed)

You're like the bogeyman round here
Some qotwers invoke your name in order to get their kids to eat their dinner or go to bed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:08, closed)

And to get their wives juiced up ready for a short and clumsy fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:37, closed)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAOOOOOOHMAN. 'wives'

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:58, closed)

I've just logged in and had a quick lurk. You've been busy replying today.
Problems at home? Nothing else to do?
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:24, closed)

hey, at least he didn't spend two years writing a poem about your mum
unlike this champion
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:22, closed)

Do you ever get off this site?

(Sick Boy likes to swear a lot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:59, closed)

You realise that the internet isn't a place, right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:44, closed)

Yeah, go ahead, ignore my question.

(Sick Boy likes to swear a lot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 21:00, closed)

ok

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:06, closed)

It's certainly more creepy than when people you've never had a single interaction with are upset enough to ignore you.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:00, closed)

I believe I am still way ahead in the Being Ignored stakes.
And not one single one of the delicate nancies has ever posted on /board. I've upset literally hundreds of complete strangers by being gently scathing about rubbish non-anecdotes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:06, closed)

You've kicked the arses of both me and AB by having more 2.0s than both of us put together, I'm told.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:35, closed)

And AB has more than me

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:35, closed)

My mummy will be so proud.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:42, closed)

upset on the internet

( rofl harris, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:39, closed)

Wouldn't you be upset if badger came to your stag do?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:57, closed)

I'm not upset with you Shambles
I think you bring a valued and entertaining component to the board. In
fact I'm one of the three people who don't have you on ignore.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 2:40, closed)

Imma put all three of you on ignore.
I don't want any of this online community shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:06, closed)