York
Ah York, such a beautiful, cultured city. It was my mother-in-law's 70th birthday so the whole family met in York for a nice meal together and a walk around the city walls. Unfortunately it seemed that every stag and hen party had descended on York that same weekend. So as we walked from our pleasant litle B&B into the city for a meal, we could hardly move for drunk blokes carrying sexdolls and pissed-up women in tiny skirts waving inflatable cocks around. My 7-year old son asked 'Why has that lady got a willy on her hat?' And I didn't have an answer for him.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:58, 9 replies)

safety in a mediaeval wine-cellar
When out in York I always take refuge in the Lendal Cellars restaurant - stag parties are instinctively afraid of dark underground spaces. I think it reminds them of the jail cell that may await at the end of the evening
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:53, closed)

It reminds them
of what their whole life will be like.
(username failed moderation, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:22, closed)

Lendal Cellars stinks of toilets though.
Perhaps this is why you like it in there so much.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:14, closed)

Beautiful, yes.
Cultured, no.

The stag and hen parties are mainly Geordies, the council are gamely trying to find ways to crack down on them.

Not much they can do though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:13, closed)

\o/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:35, closed)

I am also quite interested as to why
that lady had a willy on her hat.
That question seems to cut right to the heart of the matter.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:46, closed)

maybe
She was trying attract a male of the species who was a fellow dick head
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:14, closed)

Needs another theory
To knock your theory into a cocked hat.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Feb 2014, 17:24, closed)

*chuckle* ^ THIS
Is the kind of thing that brings me back here.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:23, closed)