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Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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It was all going rather well until a heated discussion about the coolest animal.
Eventually it came down to a head-to-head between the ever-popular monkey and the fearsome shark. And then a moment of genius from the groom's brother. What if you combined a monkey and a shark! A hybrid! A monark, if you will. The irrepressible head of a monkey and the powerful body of the king of the oceans!

And that is how the groom ended up with a tattoo of the world's ugliest mermaid.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:18, 15 replies)

(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:28, closed)
She's more like a pig sewn onto a decomposing dugong.

(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:48, closed)

Could have been worse.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 19:14, closed)
Oddly enough, the genius brother of the groom was called Fergal.

(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 19:16, closed)
The second ugliest man in pop

Shane MacGowan, of course
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:10, closed)

(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:14, closed)
He still seems a wee bit upset about that.
He's rather wonderfully teaching me some French now.
(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:41, closed)
But, monkeys are shit compared to gibbons.

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 2:56, closed)
My vote was for bears.
Nobody fucks with a bear.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:10, closed)
Imagine, a shark bear hybrid
a bark, if you will.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:30, closed)
Or a ... a ...
a Cher.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:37, closed)

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:21, closed)
Fuck it first though. For the stag do anecdote.

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:46, closed)
I had not spotted this, yes bears are the coolest of animals. The large Kodiak, Brown and Polar
are just mental fucking hard. I always believed that they were but an episode of QI confirmed this because the Romans actually pitted lions, tigers and such like against the large bears. Apparently, the felines have very soft skulls when slammed by a bear paw (not the American confectionary.) Most satisfying.

And bears are a type of fat queer with hair. I don't like them so much.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:03, closed)
Not really relevant, but QI is possibly the worst of all the panel games.

(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:19, closed)

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