Schoolgirl fantasy.
When i was a teacher, I had this girl in a few classes who wouldnt stop staring at me in lessons. She used to make sure she was always last to leave when the bell rung, and sit on my desk when I was marking the books. It got scary, she was probably half my age!

I overheard her friends talking one day, they were talking about one of their friends saying she was going out with a teacher, calling her teachers pet and all that. I realised who they were talking about and it was frightening, it made me cry. It didnt help that she was totally beautiful, and so unlike all the other girls of her age.

I remember driving past her in the rain once, she was waiting for a bus. I nearly stopped to let her the car. I just drove past and she stared at me.

It didnt take long before I was the talk of the school. Other kids in class were making obvious jokes and comments, it was scary. Some of the other teachers were giving me grief in the classroom, some directly accused me of having an affair with her. It started to make me ill, the stress of it all gave me a cough, and I'd started to shake involutarily on arrival at school. I felt like that old guy, Humbert Humbert, you know, in Lolita.

I just wished she wouldnt sit on my desk.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:35, 8 replies)

that must have...
stung.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:49, closed)

!
You're lucky her parents didn't call the Police.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:53, closed)

Hmm
You could have politely asked her not to. Some people aren't really aware of how much 'personal space' a person needs, so a simple 'Please don't stand so close to me' could have done the trick.
(uncle whippity, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:53, closed)

sounds just like
That book by Nabokov
(frankspencer, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:21, closed)

you should try and work through
your issues through the medium of song. Perhaps while affecting a ridiculous West-Indian accent.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:45, closed)

Jailbait!
You should have slipped her the length, what are you? Some sort of gayer?
(jonnyninetails, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:44, closed)

Staffroom surely
I bet there were strong words in the staffroom. Teachers tend to be an outspoken lot. I bet the accusations flew didn't they!

It certainly can sting you.
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 18:25, closed)

@Frankspencer
That's what he refers to in the last sentence
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:49, closed)