Bad timing
When I was younger we fell out with one of our mates. He became a bit of a prick so we decided to cut ties with him.

Unfortunately for him he left a pair of kickers at our house (this was 10 years ago). So my mates dared me to take a dump in them an leave them on his doorstep on fire. Harsh I know, but we were nippers.

So I did the dirty, and ran. For some reason there were loads of cars in the drive but I didn't think too much about it. We found out in school the next day that his mum had died and he would be having some time off. All the cars must have been for the funeral.

I still feel shitty about it to this day. He left them at my house so there was no denying who did it.
(chimpo2k, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:17, 6 replies)

I just read that
as knickers, instead of kickers!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:19, closed)

it took the above reply
to realise it actually said kickers, instead of knickers... sigh
(Mysterious Gary is neither mysterious nor called Gary, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:31, closed)

haha oh dear
i thought u said knickers too
(it's not hash mixed drops, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:38, closed)

Even when I realised it said kickers
It still got a laugh from me :)
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:13, closed)

Ha!

What a crackup. Imagine your mum dying and you hear the doorbell expecting a friend or relative to comfort you and mourn.... but get that instead.
Classic.
(Leyxia, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 0:50, closed)

It definately said knickers

( Mitsy, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:28, closed)