Not Dared
Just bored.

I can fit 8 5p pieces into my belly button.

(obviously only innies can try this, outties are freaks of nature)
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 13:56, 7 replies)

Wha'?
How? And - anyway - how can anyone have 40p spare for long enough to try this when there are always braces of Curly-Wurlies to be bought and consumed?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 14:01, closed)

outies
deserve drowning.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 14:56, closed)

Drowning?
why are they even allowed into the gene pool?

I wonder what the fucking useless, waste of human resources, inept chav cunt to outtie bellybutton ratio is?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:03, closed)

A recent survey in England asked the following question:
Are there too many foreigners in this country now ?

Answer:

20%: YES

10% : NO


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( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:52, closed)

My belly button started off as an outy
but through a rigourous training regime, I now have the ability to switch between 'inny' and 'outy' at will. It's also left me with quite a good six-pack, which I'm trying to get rid of by drinking loads of beer.

Outy management: a noble skill.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 10:35, closed)

@CC
Im trying to remove my lard to get a six pack, but suffer from terrible pie retention.

How the fuck can you reverse your belly button, thats double freaky!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 11:42, closed)

my button
looks like a blow-hole in a whale's head.

The Polish word for navel is "penpeck".
(frankspencer, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 15:44, closed)