
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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So when you see a woman with large breasts, you can tell she has lots of sexual experience.
That's what the former Mr Quar disclosed to me in his mid-20s.
I laughed solidly for about a week at that, especially as he was a science teacher at the time, regularly delivering sex education.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:44, 11 replies)

thats what he told you to kop a feel of Mrs Quors boobies, only would work if you wanted bigger ones but I admire him for trying....I'm going to try it on Mrs Broken Arrow tonight, she's a bit tetchy about her boob size....
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:51, closed)

Oh 'ang on, he's now an ex-science teacher as he's been to prison for sex offences. I'd keep that bit quiet!
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:59, closed)

Telling her where the tip came from might ruin the mood slightly..... ;) I assumed you were joking but is he really in prison, I sometimes find it hard to tell whether people are joking or not on BT3A, when not accopanied by a silly face etc....
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:21, closed)

Although he does seem to have forgotten all the other factors that contribute far more...
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:56, closed)

like a man's erection, except that they breasts stayed like that. Or something.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:04, closed)

when the owner has the horn. Which may or may not coincide with having a man feeling them.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:55, closed)

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:19, closed)

A friend of mine was once told by a girl she worked with that if her boyfriend DIDN'T have sex with her his balls would suffer permanent damage. And she believed him.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:13, closed)

reminds me of a letter I read on a problem page in a women's magazine in the mid-80s from a concerned pregnant woman.
Her husband had told her that they must have frequent sex in order to 'build' the baby, bit by bit.
She was worried in case he was called away on business and couldn't add some crucial limb or organ.
Margie Proops or Clare Rayner or whoever explained it all beautifully. I bet he was DEAD when he got home.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:37, closed)

I always heard they growed if swallowing took place, and ten pound notes fell from the sky, apparently.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:47, closed)
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