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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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My wife
is sleeping .. her head is on my shoulder ...

after I click "post this message" I'm going to scream "Our babies* are burning!!"

*we have none
(Biff..., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 22:38, 6 replies)
Well?
How did it go?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 22:40, closed)
Sadly, Biff is no longer with us.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 22:57, closed)
I think he maybe
Cowering in the corner, After a beating from the sharp end of a stiletto.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 23:01, closed)
Is this
The dream/nightmare Mick Philpott will have every night from now on.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 22:59, closed)

Hope springs eternal.
(Docofair, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 23:40, closed)
Aren't you a card.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:38, closed)

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