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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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My (now ex) girlfriend was surprised when she came back to her flat
to find me lying out of my arse...no, sorry, the other one: fucking a Norwegian fisherman up the arse, over her sofa.

Chinny fucking reck-on, as we used to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:00, 12 replies)

Are you sure it wasn't a Norwegian supermodel? And you got her bum-pregnant, and had a brood of Brown Trout?
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:05, closed)
I Haven't heard that expression in years!

(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:12, closed)
What expression; 'girlfriend'?

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:03, closed)
Hahaha
Quality internetting right there 4q.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 18:16, closed)
Oh man, did he delete it after being rumbled as a lying fantasist?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:15, closed)
I missed this. Whose post was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:24, closed)
It appears to have changed to something about fish
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Oh, we haven't had any seriously class A1 According for months
and I miss it?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:00, closed)

wayback machine, dear boy
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 19:33, closed)
BD hears "chinny"...

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:16, closed)
My (now ex) girlfriend was surprised when she came back to her flat
to find me fucking a SEMEN PATEL up the arse, over her sofa.
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Were you RINGING him?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:26, closed)

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