Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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My (now ex) girlfriend was surprised when she came back to her flatto find me lying out of my arse...no, sorry, the other one: fucking a Norwegian fisherman up the arse, over her sofa.
Chinny fucking reck-on, as we used to say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:00,
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Are you sure it wasn't a Norwegian supermodel? And you got her bum-pregnant, and had a brood of Brown Trout?
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Ken Oath, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:05,
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I Haven't heard that expression in years!(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:12, closed)
Oh man, did he delete it after being rumbled as a lying fantasist?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:15,
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I missed this. Whose post was it?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:24,
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It appears to have changed to something about fishb3ta.com/questions/surprise/post1924420
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:16,
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Oh, we haven't had any seriously class A1 According for monthsand I miss it?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:00,
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wayback machine, dear boy
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BD hears "chinny"...(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:16, closed)
My (now ex) girlfriend was surprised when she came back to her flatto find me fucking a SEMEN PATEL up the arse, over her sofa.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:02,
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