Schooldays

When I was about 7, the headmaster called us all to assembly and gently told us that one of our schoolmates had been run over and killed. Then he lectured us on the dangers of roads and to always use a crossing and follow the Green Cross Code. At the end he asked if there were any questions. A voice piped up from the back:

"Can I have his bike then?"

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 3:45, 19 replies)

Hey! i know a family who's kid was run over and killed.
And I find that casually mocking it is very uber offensive.

You filthy Hitler.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 4 Nov 2011, 3:56, closed)

i can't believe you find the idea of dead children so funny.
especially as an adult. what's wrong with you? did you see this question as a platform for your obvious trolling? I'm going to gaz the mods about you as you clearly have a sexual interest in children.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 6:23, closed)

*Yawn*

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 6:42, closed)

cheers

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 6:43, closed)

Is your shift key broken?....

(repooc, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:36, closed)

No
Only her brain.....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:41, closed)

really? is that all you got?
i thought you was a writer, man?
instead of automatically assuming the comforting and familiar mantle of victimhood, why don't you read what janet wrote? it was very clever.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 5 Nov 2011, 2:46, closed)

*Yawn*

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:35, closed)

oh yeah
you're truly a master fucking wordsmith, sport.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sun 6 Nov 2011, 3:29, closed)

move on
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:22, closed)

I liked this story.


( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:01, closed)

It's answering the question and showing lack of tact by a kid, not mocking death, surely?

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:29, closed)

Yeah
but you obviously haven't met my trolls. They follow me around like a bad smell and post crap into the replies of any post I make. It gets them attention - something they lack in real life.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:37, closed)

your trolls?
they are OUR trolls
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:55, closed)

My Apologies
You are, of course, correct.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:01, closed)

tedious
trolls are tedious
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:00, closed)

This child was clearly hit by a supermodel
driving a honda.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 4 Nov 2011, 10:38, closed)

What kind of bike was it?
I hope it was a Chopper.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:10, closed)

It wouldnt have sounded the same
If he'd shouted that he wanted the dead kids chopper though
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:59, closed)