My father’s favorite saying when something would go wrong was, “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him fuck the fish.” Once, my fourth grade teacher pulled me aside to discuss some of my work she was displeased with. So I mentioned my father’s fish fuck analogy to her. I got sent to the principal’s office. Upon reporting this to my father, he thought it was the absolute best thing that I had ever done. He informed me that my teacher was a frustrated angry lesbian and I could tell her that he said so.

From my short story “ELIZABETH IMUS… IT’S KIND OF A FUNNY STORY” www.elizabethzero.com
( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:26, 9 replies)

I want some
of whatever you've been smoking.
(username failed moderation, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:41, closed)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:43, closed)

There is no conceivable way in which this will end badly.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:44, closed)

Cool site! However I noticed something's up with the HTML of this page
http://www.elizabethzero.com/Zerotalk/es_podcast/Entries/2011/11/7_kimberlee_takes_a_dump.html
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:12, closed)

You got Me, I shall never again blindly click on one of your links Gibbon.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:18, closed)

www.elizabethzero.com/Zerotalk/es_podcast/Entries/2011/11/7_kimberlee_takes_a_dump.html


this is the correct link
( ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:15, closed)

Gotta love mouseover... :)
ezero - it's a common theme here, trying to make readers click on the "I Love Horses" link
( snee held his breath since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 7:51, closed)

You are a complete and utter cunt.
Now fuck the fuck off.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 21:31, closed)

Might of wanted
to find your way around first? Maybe? Just saying.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 1:40, closed)