THANKS FOR THE MENTION BRO!!!!
Please be my fwend!!!!
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:08, 1 reply)

would you like a boiled sweet?

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:14, closed)

A word of advice...
Don't post messages about offering boiled sweets. There is a very slight hint at noncedom down that road and this site is chock-full of the kind of twats who are quick to jump on this and get on their high horses/pedestals and slag you off. If this does happen, just ignore them. They're trolls.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:41, closed)

Wahey! I have a van full of puppies, too!
there is a difference between mocking paedophiles and making sexually inappropriate comments about children.

didn't you know that? Oh...wait...no. I guess you didn't =(
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:53, closed)

are
Werthers originals acceptable then?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:22, closed)

I'm not 100% sure,
but I think the werther's are reserved for long afternoons spent looking at locomotives, whereas offering free puppies is clearly a 'boiled sweet' kind of occasion.
It's just basic bloody etiquette, really.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:36, closed)

Perhaps Werthers
butter candy is only ok if you are trying to nonce the grandkids then?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:37, closed)

Ask 'Professor' Kenny Martin
He knows. Oh, he knows all right.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:48, closed)

Putting "Professor" in quotes is really hurtful, you know...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:18, closed)

I'm pretty tactless, you know.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, closed)

Haha :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:45, closed)

Another disgusting response from you, sir!
You should be ashamed of yourself.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:30, closed)

I just can't help myself

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:39, closed)

Well, I shan't be pressing 'Ignore' just so that I can keep an eye on you
for the safety of others. Let that be a lesson to you!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:55, closed)

you're doing
The Right Thing.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:01, closed)

What if someone posts from Liechtenstein
Where the legal age of consent is 14?

Is it still noncing?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:03, closed)

Or Peru
Where the age of consent for girls is 12. The age of consent in the UK has been 16 only since 1885 when it was changed from 13 to cut down on child prostitution. In the scheme of things its not that long ago.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:09, closed)

nonce.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:18, closed)

how can i be a nonce
When i want to marry you Janet? Are you telling me that you are under the age of consent and your many intimate piercings were obtained under false pretences?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:31, closed)

do you like that, baby? do you?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:34, closed)

Not if you are under the age of consent
I do have a weakness for piercings though
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:39, closed)