birthday cake
it's my birthday on friday (11/11/11 woo!) and my colleague was trying to get me enthused about it. she was pointing out that i am having 3 different sets of drinks and i was getting more and more glum about being another year older. then i brightened a bit, and said, at least i can bring cakes in.

"what kind of cake do you like best?" she said. i then went off on a slightly tongue-in-cheek morose rant about how i don't really like cake that much, i like biscuits or chocolates or sometimes a crappy mr kipling slice but not homemade cakes because you never know quite what someone has done with them or what their hygiene standards are like. when i finished, she looked at me, and said:

"because i was going to make one for you, but i guess i won't now!"

urrrgh, i'm so fucking rude!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:16, 4 replies)

Sod being tongue-in-cheek
you have a valid point about hygiene
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, closed)

Damn right
Someone brought some fruit cake in to w*rk once, complete with marzipan and royal icing.

Imagine my joy when the icing tasted of cigarette smoke O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:58, closed)

Hello, Howard.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:01, closed)

How do you know Mr Kipling doesn't wipe his winky over the french fancies before he boxes them up?
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:30, closed)