Basically, I'm an idiot magnet

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:49, 38 replies)

You fucking repel me

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:51, closed)

:)

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:02, closed)

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:05, closed)

tgmtrfh

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:23, closed)

added googles and one ear headphones

(burnthatdictionary, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:54, closed)

the fucking state of that

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:58, closed)

Damn I'm fucking sexy

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:16, closed)

magnet
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:55, closed)

6 minutes
Didn't think it would take that long
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:02, closed)

Surprised me, too.
In b4 Shambo, etc.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:04, closed)

something something wife/mum joke something something

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:27, closed)

Everyone's been in Shambo's wife
She's had more helmet than Hitler's hatstand etc. etc.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:28, closed)

Hitler mostly wore a peaked cap rather than a helmet

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:33, closed)

As was his perogative

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:37, closed)

prerogative
thickoid
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:40, closed)

even thicko smackhead Bobby Brown got that right

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:42, closed)

that's maybe why he was a millionaire with a string of hit records in his early twenties and envee is still making adolescent home videos and hiding small cash purchases from his girlfriend in his forties

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:46, closed)

Dont be cruel

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:52, closed)

it's OK ... he enjoys this
otherwise he wouldn't come back every week for more
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:54, closed)

No that was Bobby Browns second album
from which his second biggest hit came...

His biggest hit being that which he did unto Whitney
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:57, closed)

you're oddly prudish and misogynist for somebody whose only achievement in life is an unpopular internet grot site

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:37, closed)

My problem with this is that you're suggesting you're in some way attractive.

( Muns, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:52, closed)

everybody loves a krokodil addict

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:55, closed)

I actually think you come off well in all these threads.
All these sad fucks trying to upset you and troll you when really you're the one winning. You're the one that gets the upper hand. You're then one that puts these tragic Internet warriors in their place. You're a hero for qotw, without your crusading there would be nothing but horrid bullying and joke stories. I for one stand by you, SHAMBO IS THE ONLY CUNT HERE!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 May 2015, 15:59, closed)

YEAH!

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:07, closed)

I choose to misunderstand the tone in which this has been posted.
The mods ought to ban that Shambolic fella.

#TEAMEMVEE
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 May 2015, 16:12, closed)

he's already banned

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:00, closed)

And we all know how effective that is.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:34, closed)

FUCK YEAH!

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:13, closed)

WHO'S BENDING DOWN TO GIVE ME A 'RAINBOW'???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xfJpPNg2SM
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:50, closed)

an i i mag
Yay for coding jokes!
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:34, closed)