Martine McCutcheon
Just thinking about her makes me go, thoroughly week at the knees and make my heart beat faster. It's the eyes and the beautiful smile. It's always wonderful to see her in the papers or on the telly. I was so incredibly disappointed when they killed her off in Eastenders. I must have watched Love Actually a hundred times and swoon a little when she's on screen.

The wonderful lady, who on Saturday will become the official Mrs Lardy, knows that if Martine came calling, I would have to leave her, just as I know to not put up a fight should Jon Bon Jovi pledge his undying love for my lady. Fortunately, Mrs Lardy to be, bears a striking resemblace to the lovely Miss McCutcheon, but with better curves. She raises my pulse and weakens my knees too.

I consider myself to be a very lucky man. If you're reading Martine, you've got until 2pm on the 7th.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:18, 8 replies)

Raised a smile
on a dull Thursday .Well done
( bane, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:27, closed)

But, but, but...
...she looks like she's been hit in the face with a shovel.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:56, closed)

PS
Best wishes for Saturday.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:56, closed)

How very dare you?
She fell from the pretty tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Doesn't really work, but you get the idea
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:04, closed)

blimey
Martine McCutcheon and Jon Bon Jovi...

you two had better hurry up and have a go with them, because when i rule the world they'll be in the first batch against the wall.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:09, closed)

oh
and g'luck with the wedding stuff. have a great day :)
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:09, closed)

You can take Jon
Just leave Martine out of it.

Mrs Lardy has already had a snog off Jon Bon Jovi, just before he got in his helicopter to fly out of MK Bowl in 2006, so the bastard deserves it.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:19, closed)

Agreed
I was past teenager stage but yes yes yes!
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:21, closed)