Physics and the Law of Attraction
Physics class was boring, to a 15 yr old girl of course.
Till one day instead of being confronted with the usual old bearded, leather elbow patched teacher, there was Mr H.
Younger Mr H, with his swarthy romany looks, leather jacket and twinkling eyes.
Suddenly physics was a class to look forward to, if only to get a smile and sometimes a cheeky wink from teacher.
I was smitten, and I was also totally virginally naive.
Being asked to stay behind after class was enough to make me feel all funny in a girly previously unknown squiggly way and cause giggling and elbow nudging amongst my friends.
I didnt understand innuendo back then so a lot of the things he said just went right over my head.
But anyway I had a crush and was thrilled me seemed to take notice of me.
Now nothing untoward ever happened apart from him once putting an arm across my shoulders and leaning in so close I could feel his breath on my neck.
Fast forward to leaving school and feeling gutted I wouldnt see him again.
Then a year later going to a party and he was there.
I turned to jelly when he asked me to dance.
There i was in the arms of my schoolgirl crush, my knight in shining armour.

Who then showed himself to be a sad pathetic fecking sleazebag!
Being pawed by a slavering idiot who whined he hadnt had sex for ages cured me of that crush.
Spent the rest of the night avoiding him in total horror.
Saw some interesting ( if salacious) posts about him on Friends Reunited over the last few years.
They say 'Be careful what you wish for'
The best crush is one left unfulfilled ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:56, 6 replies)

And that is why dating students is Bad, mmkay?
Such rules are to protect you from yourself, as well as from them. That's why you can't date students even at the university level. Sure they're old enough, but they also blindly put you on a pedestal and treat you like a God. I know this because guys who wouldn't even notice I exist if they tripped over me in other situations ask me out when I teach them.

(and for the record, in all the cases I can think of they were either the same age or older than me)
(xanthine, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 5:29, closed)

Dang I need to get a job as a university lecherer
Being put on a pedestal and treated like a God is exactly what I'm looking for in a relationship
(octopuppy stinking up the place, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:32, closed)

You should have
fucked him.
You never know, he might have been amazing in bed!
(once_upon_a_time, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:11, closed)

You can tell a lot by how someone kisses
If they are going to be great in the sack.
Having your mouth, nose and part of your chin sucked up and slavered over does not bode well
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 2:15, closed)

Is this the Mr H from Gabbot
If so he was one of my fave teachers, but as i own a penis he was never inappropriate with me but the rumours abound about him running off with a pupil.
(tonyharrison, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:18, closed)

My physics teacher was also a Mr H
We called him Honey-Balls coz that was his actual surname, but he was the quintessential leather elbow patched teacher and not crush-worthy at all. He once sneezed in front of the whole class and covered the entire desk with snot. Who knew so much snot could be produced by one person in one go?! He also used to regale us with stories of how he got his cat to smoke pot.
I had a bit of a crush on a teacher which I never quite understood and nothing ever happened between us but I know I used to do things wrong because I really really enjoyed him telling me off... hmmm. I once got him to tell me off infront of the whole school ;) Gosh ... *remembers*
( zozamaroo, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:34, closed)