Get your kicks on the A36
We had to drive down to Cornwall from Bristol that evening, and just before we did, my mate found a couple of tabs of acid.

I've been in three minor major car crashes, and so am not the keenest of passengers.

He likes to drive fast, and started telling me how like Mariokarts it was. Really like it. The arrows on the road were a bit like power-ups. If only we could fire turtle shells! He weaved in and out and in and out of the other drivers, we were doing 90 down minor b-roads it's so like Mariokarts the streetlights trailing so like fucking MARIOKARTS in and out of the traffic and around this bend dodge the on-coming cars it's so like Mariokarts onto the dual carriage way in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out ...

I seem to remember we did in something ridiculous - 2 and a half hours? Would that be possible?

I was quite literally shaking with fear and gratitude by the time we got in.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 12:40, 13 replies)

2 1/2 hours isn't that fast
I drove from Birmingham - Plymouth in 2 hours, but that was in the early hours on a deserted M5. And I wasn't on drugs.

I've done a shedload of stupid things, but even I wouldn't get in a car with someone on acid.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:09, closed)

^ What wankweasel said
about the not getting into a car with someone on acid.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:48, closed)

What's a minor major car crash?
A moderate car crash, maybe?
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:13, closed)

No
It's where the people in the car who dropped acid get a little bump, but the family in the car coming the other way which they hit gets vapourised.
(Rsoles, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:47, closed)

this
your mate is a twat, and I can't believe you let him drive.
(jennymnemonic, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:10, closed)

I can't drive, we had to be there, and he was quite insistent.
But yes. Teenagers in acting like complete fucking morons shocker.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:26, closed)

Teenagers in acting like complete fucking morons shocker die
Seriously that level of fuckwittedness should only be contemplated in catholic countries like Italy or Spain where there have an abundance of spare kids.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:52, closed)

Yes, but I've never been a fan of using one word when there's an opportunity to use a hundred.
That's why I'm a QOTW reglier.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:27, closed)

I have the opposite problem.

(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:34, closed)

Brevity is the soul of wit.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:35, closed)

Consider what moderation is required to express oneself so briefly.
You can stretch every glance out into a poem, every sigh into a novel. But to express a novel in a single gesture, joy in a breath - such concentration can only be present in proportion to the absence of self-pity.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:43, closed)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:05, closed)

I am glad you have confessed, of your own Accord, to being a massive drug numpty.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 11:15, closed)