A few mates drove to a local abandoned hospital
for a smoke (there were loads of cool outbuildings and a proper creepy main building like something from the shining). Anyway, it was getting dark and they were getting fairly caned. The guy in the driver seat had a freddy krueger mask in his pocket and for a laugh quietly put it on. He then turned to my mate in the back who took quite a while to adjust to what he was seeing. He screamed and punched freddy straight in the face. He broke the other guys nose.
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:50, 2 replies)

I have a certain respect for people that 'punch out' when something makes them jump....

I just tend to go all wibbly before my eyes go as wide as dinnerplates and I make a complete twunt out of myself.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:55, closed)

That is because it turns you on.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:06, closed)

I posted earlier about
how Salems lot scared me shitless when I was a kid.

My Aunt and Uncle were staying with us at the time, just after it finished I went to the kitchen, and as I was walking out my uncle thought it would be funny to stand behind the door and bellow 'Aghhhhh!' in my face as I opened it.

I dropped what I was carrying, jumped on him and had him by the throat on the floor before I realised what was going on.
(username failed moderation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:08, closed)

I need to take my mates to the abandoned mental hospital near me.
For this reason
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:03, closed)