Booze and sex are bad mmkay!
Many years ago when I was lithe of body and loose of morals, I'd sometimes go out and get rat arsed and pick up a guy for some of the sexeh. I was hanging out with a couple of younger women from Hartlepool, (this should tell you how loose my morals were), and on this night much booze was drunk and we met up with some friends of theirs. These guys were of afro-caribean descent and one of them was a bouncer. I only mention the race as anyone who knows me knows I only fancy white geeky men. I even like gingers ffs.

Anyway, we were all having a laugh and the bouncer and I was chatting and he was good fun. He was a bit shorter than me, bald and in no way attractive.........so then why the fuck did I agree to go home with him? My beer goggles must have been supercharged that night. Off we go in his car to fuck knows where in Manchester and pulled up to a block of flats. Still happy as Larry, I toddle off with him into the building and to his flat. As yet I haven't even kissed him on the cheek. We go inside and down the corridor to the living room whereupon a switch turned in my head and I suddenly became truly terrified. I didn't want to sleep with him. Why the bastarding hell was I here. The room was spartan, a small gas fire stuck on the wall and a ratty sofa bed. I went from pissed to sober in the blink of an eye and burst into tears. I told him I wanted to go home and he was obviously a mite pissed off about this. He said we didn't have to have sex, I could just lay down with him and he'd rub himself on me and wank off. Ew : /

I was shit scared. I didn't know him or where I was. I'm a pretty big women but he was a fucking bouncer, with muscles and everything. I really thought that this was it and I was going to be fiddled with against my will. I cried and cried and told him I wanted to go home. Luckily for me and probably why I went home with him, he was a decent, albeit angry and frustrated guy and immediately took me home. I was sobbing hysterically and apologizing all the way home and trying to convince him I did like him but not that way.


And to save you the trouble, yes I do realise what a stupid cunt I was. I can't even put it down to youthfull stupidity. I was thirty.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:03, 15 replies)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:20, closed)

i'm not sure posting this was worth you coming back from the dead for

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:44, closed)

tl;dr

BGB spent some time alone in a room with a black bloke and didn’t even get murdered or raped, which is surprising considering how violent and rapey they are.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:36, closed)

I was actually going to put this at the end but I thought, I've spent time writing the whole damn thing....you can fucking read it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:51, closed)

/Generic B3ta response to female.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:21, closed)

double check your maths there, this one doesn't qualify

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:22, closed)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 17:28, closed)

It's true, I'm almost menopausal.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:56, closed)

Who isn't?
My theory is B3ta is mostly populated by women acting manly and Baldmonkey in a dress.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:41, closed)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:44, closed)

Be honest...
...has youthful stupidity *entirely* stopped for you yet ? Hasn't for me, and we're around the same age. Much, much less of, but it still happens...which is no bad thing.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:54, closed)

Yay, you're back!...

I've missed you :( Don't go again.

Have a big sloppy click

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to die my hair ginger...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:00, closed)

Seconded.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:59, closed)

for a second I read that as
Have a big sloppy dick
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:26, closed)

tease

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 10:49, closed)