"Well, that escalated quickly"
Xavier the Happy Bear says: Tales of when it all kicked off. A combination of Xmas, old family woes and a metric fuckton of alcohol lit the fuse for my family recently. What caused shit to 'go down' for you and what was the damage?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:00)
there was sweetcorn in my poop but i haven't eaten any sweetcorn, how is that?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:17,
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Have you stuck a corn cob up your arse recently?
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Muns, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:35,
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Apparently it isn't sweetcorn, it's pieces of undigested
fat that look like sweetcorn.
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username failed moderation, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 11:07,
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That's even worse. Fucking hell.
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brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:05,
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no no definitely sweetcorn
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:27,
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not out
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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It probably snuck in under someone's foreskin.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:56,
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Fucking hell, this just caused me to have a coffee/nose incident.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 14:28,
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check in your cistern
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:09,
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Maybe you've been eating poop?
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Benzyl, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 0:48,
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