At least you learned your lesson and grew up into a prick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 21:19, 2 replies)

It's a gross oversight that the major tabloids have thus far failed to retain your services for a "Dear Dr. Shambolic" agony aunt column.

Someone should do a Kickstarter.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 0:11, closed)

Prickdom is a semi-exclusive club. I turned in my membership card a few years ago. Still, I'm glad to see it's thriving and it's always nice to be recognised by another member.
(danishbacon is haram yes?, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 0:50, closed)

Wordiest "I know you are, but what am I" ever!

(showman, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 1:07, closed)

I try. Not very well, like. But I try.
(danishbacon is haram yes?, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 1:12, closed)

not a patch on this though
www.b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1973504
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 23:33, closed)

I see you've upgraded your schtick from "dull" to "dull and needy".
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 0:16, closed)

Alright The Mock Turtle.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:32, closed)

I heard he dug up people's personal details/employers as a favour for his former best mate Ringo

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:58, closed)

Ha Ha! classic!
Whenever my grandson tells me a rubbish joke that doesn't make sense and isn't funny at all (often!) I tend to humor him for a while, I just haven't the heart to tell him they're rubbish! Eventually it all gets a bit too much for me to cope with and I always wind up coming round to the distant sound of my own voice coming closer and growing louder, screaming profanity at him and calling him a fat bastard over and over again. Mind you, he is Roy "Chubby" Brown!
(immadme, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:43, closed)