Giving one to the salary man.
I had to go to Osaka to change my plane ticket.
Sorted. Going down about 30 floors in a large lift with 20-odd nips.
Realised that I had an obscene and greasy fart brewing. Thought for a minute. Will i ever meet these cunts again?? So I stuck it to the man, and issued a loud and voluable stench in the enclosed space.

Nobody wanted to acknowledge what had occurred.
So for what seemed eons, they breathed an outrageous number of minute shit particles from betwixt my cleft.

Felt like a god!
( hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:33, 10 replies)

"nips"?
oh dear
( shitkicker, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:45, closed)

Racism - check
Pointlessly cuntish behaviour - check
Ignore list - check
( .Yeti., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:46, closed)

Think you
missed the point on sticking to the man, you just pissed off a load of everyday "Japanese" people. Now if they were all CEO's of major companies or even better still the head of the Japaneese whaling commision then that would of worked.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:53, closed)

twat
(Pat_Gash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:57, closed)

God I don't know what is the best part about this post
- the stupid racism
- the lack of understanding the question
- hideous writing " outrageous number of minute shit particles from betwixt my cleft." Honestly. 'I farted. It was gross' would have done.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:10, closed)

Go you. Woot.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:27, closed)

At least he didn't shit in the lift
Small mercies.
( rofl harris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:58, closed)

YAY!
i love a good fart story
(slipmatt Thats sooper dooper, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:02, closed)

I found it funny

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:31, closed)

Utterly repugnant.
Have a click.
(Uniquitous is keeping an eye on the exits, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:51, closed)