My company screwed me out of a bonus so I make sure I drink a least 6 cups of tea a day just because they're paying for it
And I'm not the biggest fan of tea
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:33, 6 replies)

Click!
For the vaguely John Shuttleworth tone of that last bit.
(ubergeekian, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:52, closed)

Also...
Always make sure you have a shit at work. Not only are you using their water and toilet paper but also you are getting paid to have a shit.
(zebby wasting irony here on, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:10, closed)

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(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:33, closed)

IBM stopped giving us tea.
:(
(Scritty Bakerman., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:12, closed)

I'll steal some tea bags and hot water from my company and send em over to you!

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:32, closed)

Which bank do you work for?

( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:38, closed)