I couldn't give a toss you dozey cunts

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:27, 4 replies)

Never repeat a successful party trick, Monty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:28, closed)

I was looking for a hat trick :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:29, closed)

... but you found a job, and heaven knows you're miserable now?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:32, closed)

STOP BULLYING ME

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:35, closed)

a brown one?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:57, closed)

Yay! You finally got your...*ahem* 'mates' to join in!!!...

So...exactly how many gazzes did it take for you to drag them into this thread you lonely prick? I bet your requests had just the merest hint of desperation to obligate them? Because they didn't want to be part of your sad, lonely, turgid self-aggrandising existence?

I pity you
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:28, closed)

Why is everyone being so negative?
I mean sure, if I were a corpulent, verbose and supremely irritating liar from Coventry I might be a little down in the dumps, but there's no need for such hostility is there?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:31, closed)

Well I wasn't the one that got supremely upset on the internet - I'm used to your pompous objective drivel...

If only you could see the timeless beauty of a happy, stable environment without the likes of you fucking it up for everybody...then you might be able to understand how sometimes - just sometimes - your family is more important then you.

Are you going to blart again for a few hours? Or call more pretend internet bumchums?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:38, closed)

these mood swings are worrying me now.
I thought you fat cunts were supposed to be jolly?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:46, closed)

Really? That is the best you can think of?...

Feel free to enjoy the next few hours where you can say what you want because I will be home with my loving family (that I didn't ruin like you did). This is because I'm a good man, and intelligent enough to make good life choices, and I don't try to make the world revolve around my petty problems. You utter prick

Once again - I pity you.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:00, closed)

all the best fathers are morbidly obese alcoholics, I see that now.
Thank god you're not smug as well, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:04, closed)

Ooh you got me there! Yet inbetween my obsession with gaining weight and killing myself with alcohol...
I still manage to maintain a wonderful, longlasting and stable relationship with my wife and children.

remind me again...how you doin'?

Eek - that bad huh?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12, closed)

I am really most relieved that you're not smug.
You'd look terrible if you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:15, closed)

I think you're on to a loser here Monty
Sometimes I think your trolling is ok. Now you just look like a cunt
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:45, closed)

read the original post and ask yourself how likely it is that it's true.
On the plus side it's a good eight paragraphs shorter than it might have been
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:48, closed)

It's good that you're keeping busy monitoring this thread...

I consider it a service. At least while you're being upset your daughter can enjoy some more time away from you - you disgraceful arse.

Try not to lose your job - she'll need the maintenance.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:52, closed)

wow

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:53, closed)

What's the matter Monty?...

You gonna cry?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:01, closed)

yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:05, closed)

doesnt really matter though
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Wed 29 May 2013, 0:29, closed)

read the whole lot and you still lose Monty. Sorry.

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:19, closed)

Darn it.
Tomorrow's another day I suppose. I'll just have to pick myself up and try again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:51, closed)

How did Monty's angry flounce above go so unnoticed?
Perhaps it's because about 10% of the people in this thread have posted about 95% of the spite on it; and they just happen to be all Monty's sad, jealous, hate-filled O/T co-conspirators?

Just sayin'
(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:54, closed)

um, because it wasn't a flounce?
do you need me to spell this out on craft paper with macaroni and glue for you?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:05, closed)