It's more of a top tip than anyting else, but it works - and at the expense of others.
If you're going out to the pub with a few mates, be the first one to the door and hold it open for everyone. You'll be the last one at the bar, and by that time, your mates will have got the drinks in.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:48, 6 replies)

I had a "friend" who used to do that
on his round he'd go to the toilet or go and talk to someone else.

Haven't spoken to him since he wouldn't pay half a bill we were jointly responsible for.

Best £40 I've ever spent.
( DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:51, closed)

Top Tip
Avoid people who have snakes in their pockets.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:32, closed)

That's Brilliant
You're a genious

*CLICK*
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:06, closed)

First round.
I always get the first round in; it makes you look generous and willing, and by the time it comes to your turn again, people are pished, have forgotten who's tun it is and are ordering whisky chasers, all of which you can easily avoid forking out for.
(ice9, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:54, closed)

Andy?
Is that you? GET THE BEERS IN YOU TIGHT B'STARD!
( snee held his breath since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:17, closed)

Such a person
Is known as a Snecklifter and has a rather good ale named after them.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 26 Oct 2008, 23:13, closed)