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This is a question Tightwads

There's saving money, and there's being tight: saving money at the expense of other people, or simply for the miserly hell of it.

Tell us about measures that go beyond simple belt tightening into the realms of Mr Scrooge.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58)
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Further to the
Feed the World rant earlier:

Why don't poor people eat their own spunk?
It's very nutritious.

Waste not want not.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:28, 9 replies)
Thats really out of order.
how do you expect people to eat their own man-much without removing one of their ribs? Have you not thought about the logistics?
(radio_shak has questions, got answers, on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:33, closed)
Lick it off your fingers
der!
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:39, closed)
That's one nice thing about third world women.
They'll give you a blowjob just for the protein.

/Hull
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:56, closed)
not really worth it
You'd use more having a wank than any nutrition it would offer.

Unless you got someone else to do it, but then they might eat it first
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:20, closed)
Fuck Food
Just get them jerking circles started!
(Lukekull Fuck, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:42, closed)
they can have mine*
*Terms & Conditions apply
Proof of age required. (no persons over 22 years of age). Female applicants only. Self service only. No marital arrangements will be entered into. Photographic submission mandatory. A handling fee will be charged. The sperm remains the property of the supplier and may not be resold, rented or redistributed. Spimf Industries is a SpimfCo company. No fat chicks, Boilers, Munters Mingers or Mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:39, closed)
You're missing an important condition there
May not in any circumstances be applied internally using a turkey baster or any other implement.
(annexed, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:07, closed)
why would i want to put a turkey baster up my bottom
*feigns innocence*
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:48, closed)
Teh AIDS
Would you swallow spunk from a potentially hivved cock? I think not.
(once_upon_a_time, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:54, closed)

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