give it back to her this year
i bloody would
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:50, 1 reply)

exactly
return it, minus something else (or with empty bottles)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:23, closed)

fill the bottles with piss
I reckon
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:37, closed)

hmmm...
... the scent of gently simmering piss filling her room is tempting. What should I eat/drink before to give it extra strength and lingering power?
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:48, closed)

Naturally...
...asparagus.
(Lord of Balrogs, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:08, closed)

And
Overdose on pork scratchings, superb for that sour pissy smell.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 6:24, closed)

Temptation is building...
... not sure if we chucked it out or stuffed it in a cupboard somewhere. Thinking of a DIY gift this year- you know, get a box, fill it with expensive looking tissue and not much else. And farting in it, before putting the lid on.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:26, closed)

Sugar Puffs
for that room filling effect
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:13, closed)