Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Oddly enough, it's reasonably common for people to shit themselves during long distance runing events.I've never heard of anybody getting arrested for it.
Even poor people.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:02,
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Just thinking about running 26 miles is enough to set my bowels on edge*parp*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:06,
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I can understand why.All that jigging about loosens everything up.
When I go running albiet much shorter distances, I fart like a trooper.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:07,
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Never done it myself...... but I've been perilously close.
Being five miles from home with not even a public toilet en route while in that situation is no fun at all. And the paradox is that, if you run, the need grows; if you don't, it's that much longer before you reach the safety of a loo.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:14,
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I'm sure there are many such stories here.www.b3ta.com/questions/shitstories/
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TrueMy friend whose on a bit of a fitness kick at the moment texted me last week to let me know he'd gone for a 10k run and shat himself at the end, just as he got back into his road.
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