cats in disguise
a friend of mine, a fellow b3tan, is a certified fruitloop. when i had a cat, he would occasionally turn to it and say "catface, pass the remote."
i pointed out to him that she was a cat and, therefore, unable to understand him, but he would say "one of these days, it'll slip up and pass me the remote, before realising its mistake."
now, i'm more than a bit freaked out by cats myself, but even i think he's weird.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:18, 10 replies)

How rude
I'm perfectly capable of passing somebody a remote! [For those out of the loop I'm nicknamed catface]
( Captain V, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:06, closed)

he's still weird, though

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 20:22, closed)

I just can't click this enough

( rofl harris, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 22:03, closed)

:3

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:15, closed)

Hmmm...
They do get that look about them like they're going to turn around and talk to you though! (Probably to say something sarcastic)
(Dregen, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 11:46, closed)

that look freaks me right out

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:15, closed)

They do get that look about them don't they.....
I swear mine are just building up a dossier of wank related stories that they are going to regale to this missus one day. Lets face it cats bastards and if they can get one over on you they will.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:25, closed)

it has nothing to do with wanking
they're watching you to make sure you haven't spotted them exercising their paws to such a degree that they will one day be able to operate your stove.
on that fateful day, they will kill, cook and eat you.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:31, closed)

You're going to feel pretty foolish when it happens.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:21, closed)

i no longer have a cat
she was giving me evil looks, so i sent her back to my sister.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 2:23, closed)