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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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cats in disguise
a friend of mine, a fellow b3tan, is a certified fruitloop. when i had a cat, he would occasionally turn to it and say "catface, pass the remote."
i pointed out to him that she was a cat and, therefore, unable to understand him, but he would say "one of these days, it'll slip up and pass me the remote, before realising its mistake."
now, i'm more than a bit freaked out by cats myself, but even i think he's weird.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:18, 10 replies)
How rude
I'm perfectly capable of passing somebody a remote! [For those out of the loop I'm nicknamed catface]
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:06, closed)
he's still weird, though

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 20:22, closed)
I just can't click this enough

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 22:03, closed)

(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:15, closed)
They do get that look about them like they're going to turn around and talk to you though! (Probably to say something sarcastic)
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 11:46, closed)
that look freaks me right out

(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:15, closed)
They do get that look about them don't they.....
I swear mine are just building up a dossier of wank related stories that they are going to regale to this missus one day. Lets face it cats bastards and if they can get one over on you they will.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:25, closed)
it has nothing to do with wanking
they're watching you to make sure you haven't spotted them exercising their paws to such a degree that they will one day be able to operate your stove.
on that fateful day, they will kill, cook and eat you.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:31, closed)
You're going to feel pretty foolish when it happens.

(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:21, closed)
i no longer have a cat
she was giving me evil looks, so i sent her back to my sister.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 2:23, closed)

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