mobile phone makers
Male predictive text algorithms that actually suggest the words you're nose likely to use rather than some of the quite ridiculous words it displays now. For example, how often does anyone text the word photosynthesis? I should not have to add common words to user dictionary

Edit: (from computer) such as photos.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:50, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

See what you did there.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

posted from my phone
didn't change anything. It was quite compliant it seems. Far too often have I sent the text "what time are you coming good" instead of 'home'
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Do you want to get done in the brown before we go out?
donefood browncrown

Apologies to whoever's story I've just retold.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Fancy a riot?

(tofer is sweating like a dyslexic on countdown......, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)