Rangerover Vogue 4x4 drivers
Make everyone marvel at the outstanding awesomeness of your penis substitutemobile by driving too close with no lights on, and then overtaking a line of cars driving 'to the conditions' with a 'wanker' gesture.
Unfortunately this may also cause the drivers you've overtaken to slow down and call you a cunt to your sobbing face when the laws of physics overcome your tosspotterishly feeble driving skills in a bend and you roll aforementioned penis substitutemobile into a ditch.

You utter, utter cunt.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 18:42, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Aah yes - the fact that you can get traction from having 4x4 does not mean you are exempt from skids when braking etc!!!

Mind you as a Land Rover owner myself I can't stop myself from laughing at BMW drivers in this weather!
( Vambo, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)

POIDH
please?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Wish I could
However, when I drove past later the car had been towed out. From the mahoosive hole in the hedge and the scrape marks on the kerb and road think the damage was extensive, to say the least.
Shame.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 23:54, Reply)

the cleverest traction and yaw control system
cannot help you if there's no traction at all and through your command inputs you put the vehicle sideways with the nose perpendicular to your slippery direction of travel. Voice of experience.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Good to see
you're still taking the Placid Pills Captain!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I'm sorry....
.. but stopping to take pictures is the only reasonable response in this situation.

Let's just hope they were too idiotic to bother with insurance.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:34, Reply)