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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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before buying a turkey that could probably feed most of the population of Turkey.
( , Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:36, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Most of the population of Turkey is muslim. They much prefer bacon.
( , Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

the panicky, 'what am I going to do now?', chope it in half and hope for the best part of christmas
( , Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Pop that in to check for size, they're generally about the same proportions as a decent turkey.
( , Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)

to see how long you need to bake the turkey for. You wouldn't want the turkey to be dry an'orrible.
( , Sat 25 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)
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