Planning on watching the film 'Hurt Locker'?
Don't bother, it sucks bag-lady's period

Edit: Bollocks, and I missed my B3ta-candle-day. I was 5.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:47, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i agree
it's fucking pelt, see also 'jarhead'
(bunglist, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Oh God
Jarhead sucked. I can't understand what people liked about it. Nothing happened for the whole film.
( Peej, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I don't know how Hurt Locker
rated so highly on IMDB. And the comments lauding over it. No real story, no character development and full of stupid errors caused by no research whatsoever. I saw them a mile off and I've never served in any armed force and the nearest I've been to Iraq is Skegness.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

"Nothing happened" because nothing happened.
Since Jarhead was based on the book of the same name, which is a (mostly) verbatim account of one platoon's experience of the first days of the war it could only be that way. If you're looking for "plots" try Avatar or semething.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I liked it.
However, Marley and me must rate as the worst film ever made. Jarhead was crap too.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I don't know...
what about that alien one with John Travolta in it? I think it was a scientology movie.
(bunglist, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I'd like to see a film about the Evil Lord Xenu
and a team of super-powered, plucky Scientologists, traveling the length and breadth of the galaxy to thwart him with their laser eyes and cunning plans.

I don't think it'll ever get made...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I'd like to see a remake of Journey To The Centre Of The Earth.
with Megan Fox playing the earth.
(bunglist, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Me too
Though I don't know who'd play the Morlocks
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I think
they were in The Time Machine
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I knew that.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

You should read the fucking book.
Dear Christ - it's essentially a week-long advert for the shallow end of California.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)