Cyclists!
Cyclists! See that thing beside the pavement? It is called a road and that is where you are meant to be! Stupid fuckers...I'm going to push one of you off very very soon...

(I should mention that this diatribe was in response to the cyclists who ignore the lovely cycle lane on Whiteladies Road in Bristol - there is a road, then the cycle lane, then a row of trees and then the pavement...)
( JockyMcSporan has a pointy head but no pointy chin..., Tue 4 Dec 2007, 9:14, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Unfortunately, in certain areas
Car drivers share the same mentality towards cyclists as you.
And thier pushes tend to hurt a little bit more..
( Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 12:55, Reply)

fuck off
I ride on the paths whenever possible, people in cars just don't give a shite, it's fucking well dangerous on the roads. Don't even get me started on trying to ride your bike to work during the 'school run', those fuckers don't even see you!

I see the rules of the road as:

Drive a lorry or a bus? Don't worry about vans, cars, cyclists or pedestrians.

Drive a van? Don't worry about cars, cyclists or pedestrians. Watch out for those lorries and buses though!

Drive a car? Don't worry about cyclists or pedestrians. Watch out for those lorries, buses and vans though!

Ride a bike? Well watch out for all those cunts in their motor vehicles and watch out for those cunts on foot as well, because they might push you off...into the path of an oncoming vehicle. Real nice.

On a little side note, I'm very considerate when riding my bike on the pavement. I always pass people slowly and always stop and give way to people where there isn't enough space for us both to get past...after all, I'm still going quicker than walking.

But about three weeks ago I was riding my bike home, literally straight after buying it, and I got pushed off for riding on the path when there was a good couple of feet between us. I was free-wheeling at about twice the walking speed (6mph) and we'd already acknowledged each others existance when he just gave me a big double hand push on my left side to send me into the gutter. I didn't even think twice about dropping my, literally, brand spanking new kona coilair supreme (http://www.konabikes.co.uk/2008/coilair/coilair-supreme.php), to beat the shit out of him (ironically, with a mini-pump that was in my pocket - one of the freebies with the bike).

So I guess the moral is, don't push cyclists off bikes because they probably won't give a fuck that they've had their bike devalued by about £700 within the space of 30 mins, more by the fact you've tried to seriously hurt them.

And they'll probably be harder than you, you stupid jock cunt.
(trident, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 22:16, Reply)