Drivers of Nissan Micras and the like
Try leaving yourself a bit less time for your journey, and then you'll have to drive faster to get there, so you'll not be doing 35mph on a road where it's perfectly safe to do 60, and you won't be holding up a huge fucking queue of angry motorists, including me!

Alternatively you could just fuck off.

*breathes deeply*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:17, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Hear hear
Bring back roadside lynchings too. The mobile chicane fraternity might have second thoughts about holding everyone up if a few are tarred and feathered by the roadside.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:53, Reply)

Same applies to Metro's
I've been on a one man mission to rid the world of Metro's for some time now. I try to ensure that if I ever have a car accident (and I have!) that a Metro is involved and duly written off!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:04, Reply)

I hear you
They drive so slowly yet they still brake for corners. I'm getting mad just thinking about it now.
Can we add caravan owners to the 'fuck off' list too?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:59, Reply)

You forgot
about JCBs. They're the world's worst .... and the fuckers don't even pay road tax (I don't think).
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:42, Reply)

BMWs
Only 2% of Metros produced are still alive, the remaining 98% have been eaten by rust and or shame. Unfortunately Nissan Micras seem to be a whole lot more durable.

On the opposite end of the scale we have the archetypal BMW, which WILL end up being involved in an accident on a motorway which results in you being late for work because the driver is too much of a cockweasel to keep a repmobile on the tarmac.

And while I'm at it, I'd like to see all the Mercedes M Class/BMW Xs/Toyota Wankahs clamped, torched and finally crushed while the owners are made to watch. Owning a 4x4 the size of the HMS Illustrious in London is about as considerate and indeed as welcome an act as defecating in the street.

If your name is Cressida Partrub and you're 4'9" tall, owning a Merc M Class - which is used to intimidate other drivers/cyclists/etc out of the way as you indulge your short person complex - is only going to make the general public hate you even more.

*sighs, relaxes*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 10 Dec 2007, 11:18, Reply)

I have no problem with 4x4s
if they're driving through fields like they're designed to be.

But it's the little gay ones that annoy me - the RAV4s and CRVs and so on. They're just fashion accessories which block the view of the road if you're behind them. Personally I like being low down when I'm driving, as I'm a bit of a control freak. I don't feel like I'm driving properly being so high up.

At least they go a bit faster than Micras though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:32, Reply)

*clicks*
Nissan Micras are the motoring equivalent of Findus Crispy Pancakes.

No effort whatsoever was put into designing or manufacturing them and they are driven by tasteless morons who not only brake for corners but also brake whenever they see something coming the other way.

The biggest Queue of Shame I saw behind a Micra was at least 35 cars long.

Yeah and caravans, I hate them as well.

And Rovers.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:03, Reply)