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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Always wear highly flexible underwear should you be exposed to a massive burst of radiation which may lead to an Amazing Colossal Man type incident, as this will preotect your modesty when you grow out of all your other clothes.
Nobody wants to see a 4ft long penis and bollocks the size of melons will not do you any favours.
( , Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

is a 'dongcrease'
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)
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