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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Frozen beefburgersI was once in my student flat when there was a knock at the door and the beautiful girl from netx door was standing there sobbing with one hand dripping blood. She had been trying to separate two frozen beefburgers using a very sharp knife while holding the burgers in her hand. So i accompanied her to A&E and chatted to her for hours until they sewed her up. Every time she saw me after that she waved her hand at me. I told all my envious mates that was the hand she'd jerked me off with, and she just liked to keep remindng me.
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How prising apart beefburgers with a knife ever became a common cause of injuries, is beyond me.Surely, any sane person just bangs them against the worktop?
You can add your own joke about banging your ladyfriend on the worktop. ;)
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 19:18,
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