Butchers!
Need a source of free chicken meat? Visit your local small scale chicken farmer who has been trying to introduce new hens to a coop following the instructions from some daft bint at the hen shop who clearly didn't know what she was talking about. The new hens will have been pecked to death by the existing hens and the small scale chicken farmer will be glad for you to take them off his hands.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:30, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hahahah-urg
...I'm sorry for your loss.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Ha ha
They didn't actually die, just got a nasty case of peckage. Will be over in a couple of days
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

"The hen shop"
next door to WH Smith?
(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

No, silly
It's next door to the baker's. They do a roaring trade - while I was in there 3 other people came in to buy hens. This time of year is a hot time, as well as late Autumn, apparently.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)