Make satsumas
easier to peel by rolling them around between your palms first. This serves to break the skin from the fleshy bit inside. However, this technique cannot be applied in taxidermy.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

at last! an end to satsuma peeling misery.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Avoid getting squirted in the eye
when preparing citrus fruit by borrowing your husband's welding mask, Mrs E Trellis (Viz originally, I think)
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Avoid getting squirted in the eye
by fellating all the way until the finish line.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:58, Reply)