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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Pretend your one of them 'creative office types'
By continually using buzz words and phrases that no-one has a fucking clue about.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:29,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Not a solution opportunity.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:31,
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True,
but your not thinking out of the box.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:33,
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Well, why not
run it up the flagpole and see who salutes?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:40,
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do they have Blue Sky Thinking
on Mars?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 17 May 2011, 14:36,
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Make them up
Extra points if you get other people to use them. Such as
"We need to paint the shed, not the greenhouse"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:40,
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That's a complete paradigm shift right there my friend.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 May 2011, 14:56,
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we have to bottle the paradox
to whip the tablecloth from underneath this conundrum.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 17 May 2011, 15:03,
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