amuse yourself and others
by greeting your fellow workmates with the salutation 'GOOD MOANING!'every day for two years without fail, because recycling catchphrases from a 1980s sitcom never ever gets tired, Steve.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 20 May 2011, 8:05, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hahahahaha oh Steve! When will you learn?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Also see
"Greetings"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

and
any cunt that says 'simples'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

"What can I do you for?"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

usually followed
by a chortle or guffaw of self amusement...
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 20 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)