
Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Are you tied across a railway track and a train is fast approaching?
Try actually screaming for help instead of just waggling your head about with your mouth open, you silly moo.
( , Fri 20 May 2011, 15:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

asked the question
well you must be in germany then
* but may not work with maglev tains
( , Fri 20 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)
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