Top TipsGot a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Ladies!You can do the same by stuffing one up your love tunnel!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
An everlasting gobstopper rapidly projected at just the right point makes for a surprisingly effective murder weapon.
Also, when I'm in pole position, I couldn't trap a tictac under my foreskin, let alone an imperial!
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A top tip from years agoor it may have been a QOTW answer was something along the lines of
Ever fancied pushing a Smint down your Jap's eye to see what it was like? Don't. Just don't.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:47,
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