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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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when pissing at public urinals ensure you have an interesting tale to tell the paramedics and other health care professionals by repeatedly looking at the next cock* and smiling whilst mumbling yes i would under your breath.
this should lead to comic fisticuffs and severe brain damage for you to regale your rescuers with
* does not work in womens toilets **
** unless you are Armenian
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:52,
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