When people patronisingly remind you that there is no 'I' in 'Team'
remind them that there is still a 'U' in 'Fuck You'.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 May 2011, 13:36, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Someone sent me a work email today containing the phrase
"Going forward".

I was tempted to respond with a suggestion to benchmark best practice with a 360 view to running it up the flagpole.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Point out the "m" and the "e"
And the "u" in "cunt"

(That would be the "them" "u", not the "you" "u", not that there's a "u" in "them", but there is another "me". Oh god, I'm so confused now...)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

not to mention 2 in Sanctimonious cunt
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)

You can't have manslaughter
without laughter
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:16, Reply)