ugly blokes ever wonderd how to pull a good looking girl?
simply pretend to be a special needs case that way you get a good looking young female carer to look after you and who will not complain when you accidentally feel her tits or forget to put your cock away after going to the toilet, she will be so helpful that she will with out a second thought grab your knob and try to push it back this trick could go on for several mins if you re good at it .
gota go and start dribbling now and see if she comes round to "clean" me up
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

oh no
being a mental I've accidently jizzed in your hair.


Again.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)

i do not belive that to be possible
bald as coot i am since the radioactive accident left me as folicleychallenged man
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)