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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Porn starsTake your high heel shoes off. Nobody thinks they're sexy and they're dangerous. You might have somebody's eye out.
and don't suck your teeth and go oooh when wanking a bloke off. It doesn't make any sense and just sounds like you've trapped your fingers in a deckchair.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:23,
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And alsoslapping your gammon chops while being Rod Hull'd doesnt turn me on, nor anyone I've ever met. If anything it makes me kind of frightened by your sado ways.
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